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Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize
Anonymous




bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

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Jen @ iHeartRadio Backstage

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disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(via howdyitsjack)


subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via dutchster)


luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

(via crunchier)


skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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aadxpaal haha

(via dutchster)


gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via crunchier)


(via mirror)


"You run or you fight"

(via the-walking-dead-art)


validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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(via crunchier)